"Introducing, The Eula​!​"

by The Eula

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This is my first song.


Load this rap up with dim sum and then some.
Chronic so loud I had to soundproof my bedroom,
that's where I smoke my best stuff when the day's done,
the day's not done until The Eula has won.
The champion of the rap game, The Eula, is crowned king!
Women and feasts is what this victory brings,
After I eat, I hang with bitches and smoke weed,
playing board games: Taboo, Sorry!, Monopoly,
Parcheesi on my dick, lick it off like you hungry.
Not full from the feast? Bitch I'll fill you up readily,
your body is the gas tank, my dick is the nozzle.
Bitch, you low on fuel? Get ready to gas guzzle.
Swag so insane, I got dysthymic on Ruzzle.
Since you got nothing to say, I'll consider silence your rebuttal.


released May 7, 2013




The Eula Richmond, Kentucky

Water Margin- 2013

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